Automatic Customer Acquisition System

First off, a shoutout to Inwood Manhattan for their help and belief in this project! The acronym ACAS (sounds like “access”) stands for the “Automatic Customer Acquisition System.” We invented the term and for many months we’ve been working on making this approach of getting new customers available to you. It’s hard to say how much longer before the prototype will be up and running. As soon as it is though we will let you know. Also, you’ll be offered the opportunity of using the system as a beta tester.

Online Collaboration 3,000 Miles Away

This obsession and passion of originating a way to get new customers (or at least warm leads) while you sleep, started with much emailing back and forth with my brother. My brother does what I do (websites, marketing etc.) and lives three thousand miles away in the woods and mountains very close to the scientifically determined “Center of California.” It’s about an hour drive to Fresno.

How to Get New Customers

So even though I live three thousand miles away from my brother here in Inwood Manhattan, we both have been feverishly emailing as well as do work on our each respective procedures. Mine, as mentioned, is to use and teach an approach of “How to Get New Customers” whereas my brother is a little more ambitious.

How to Be Off Every Day

My brother wants to develop a way that will allow him to set it and forget it. His “machine” will not only get new clients but will fulfill the customer’s needs as well. This means that he will be able to be “Off Every Day,” a concept which lead to him forming a music group called OED. OED is perhaps best known as “The Band that Doesn’t Exist.”

Meet a Mythical Creature Who is a Darn Good Marketer

Stamas Bro Aristotle (left) comes to NYC to work with Stamas Bro Homer (to the right of BigFoot Zombie) on a marketing campaign for the new website “How to Get New Customers” at

The Inside Scoop About BFZ

If we told you that this, our campaign about launching our website, was done by the Stamas Bros and a mythical creature known as BigFoot Zombie, you probably wouldn’t believe us. But let’s put it this way. Even though BigFoot Zombie is in the shadows of Bigfoot, truth be told he is the marketer who made Bigfoot (his second cousin twice removed) a household name. Here is the kind of dialogue that we might have about it:

HTGMC (How to Get More Customers)

So you don’t believe that BigFoot Zombie can have a talent for advertising let alone he exist? We at HTGMC (product placement) believe in innovation in publicity and marketing, so for our debut into the world of the internet, we want people’s first impression of “How to Get More Customers,” here at (all out plug) to be that we are innovators and can take on any odd commercials you may see currently on your TV.

BigFootZombies don’t exist and why, if you’re going to hire someone who isn’t real to do your promotions, would you pick a BigFoot ZOMBIE instead of an actual BIGFOOT? The answer is “no” because you couldn’t afford him. He’s so well known he’s even in an online dictionary being defined as “…a large, hairy, ape-like creature resembling a yeti, supposedly found in northwestern America.”

For a moment we at HTGMC are stunned and taken by surprise. We had not really thought it through why we selected BigFoot Zombie, rather than a Bigfoot, who is probably better known and therefore may be more persuasive to the public. We were horrified to think that the spokesperson we had selected, BFZ isn’t even listed in most online dictionaries! Then an insight occurs to us:

Listen Ms. and Mr. Naysayer, we picked BigFoot Zombie instead of his second cousin once removed ( just plain old Bigfoot), because we think that BFZ is more original and interesting to our audience and therefore will make them more likely to check out “How to Get More Customers. Plus, BigFoot Zombie brings with him the Stamas Bros to the table and we are giant fans of the Bros. Well maybe not that big. We like them. Sort of.

And that would be that.

If You Have a Method You Can Get There Faster

New Steps Toward Getting New Customers – Sign up for the Newsletter!

We’re starting to use the blog capabilities of this website and are making an entry now because we wish to discuss a very important topic to us which is “Method.” We believe that if you have a method you can get there faster. Where does the method take you? To wherever you want to be. In our case that would be in regards to “How to Get New Customers.” If you go here you will see the article on method that wonderfully portrays the process of process. It sums up our opinion on the topic nicely. Go here to see this or better yet sign up for the Newsletter below.

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